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OPENING THE CLOWN
CHAKRA: AN EXPLANATION
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The Clown Scientists have found
that all our problems can be placed
under one heading: Seriousness.
Seriousness is the leading cause of
everything from Cancer to
Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown
Academy have already discovered a
new source of healing. It is a
psychic energy point located
between the heart chakra and the throat
It is called the Clown Chakra.
If people are feeling miserable,
if they have financial problems, if
their relationship situation is
the pits, if they are in ill health,
if
they have a need to sue people, if
they find fault with their brother,
then obviously, their Clown Chakra
is closed. When this happens, the
scientists have observed under a
high-powered microscope that the
cells of every organ display a sad
face, and when the Clown Chakra is
open and functioning normally, the
cells display a happy face.
The scientists realized that if a
person is ill, it is because his
mind has projected guilt onto the
cells of his body and has forced out
the love that is normally found
within each cell of the body. The cells
are therefore saying, "I lack
Love," or "ILL for short. The scientists
also discovered that all disease
is due to the fact that the cells are
out of ease or dis-eased.
When the Clown Chakra is opened
and working (or rather, playing)
properly,
the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,
resentment, grievances,
unhappiness, etc, and converts the energy
into tiny red heart-shaped
balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons
contain Love and Joy. These
balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell
or situation, and a happy face
appears instantly. When the light enters
the darkness, the darkness is
gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped
balloons are called endorphins,
due to the fact that when anyone
experiences them, the feeling of
separation ends. They experience being
back home with All That Is and
hence are no longer an orphan. This is
the well-known end-orphan
(endorphin) effect.
So, if you think someone is
attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend
that you visualize sending that
person red heart-shaped balloons
filled with Love and Joy. Remember
to keep your Clown Chakra open and
Seriousness causes reincarnation.
(written by
John Morton)
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